LOSING NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD
Ten years of friendship.
Nine of those wasted in Perth.
Eight fortnights of highly-competitive Award School.
Seven pints each when we didn’t win.
Six months making spec projects.
Five o’clock shadows, permanently.
Four lockdowns endured.
Three attempts to move to Melbourne.
Two fights over the colour of our business cards.
One basic-ass website.
Zero places to go - except up.
We’re Bill (copywriter) and Lewis (art director),
and we are Award School Losers.
THINGS WE’VE MADE




‘2020 Farewell & Fuck You’
We turned the dumpster fire of 2020 into a Word of the Day calendar. It didn’t go corona-viral, but to quote one Redditor: “Lmao love it, mind if I share with colleagues?” It’s all yours, @woosterthunkit.
Revisit the apocalypse - Download the calendar here
THINGS WE CAN DO


















Photography
They say photography is painting with light. In Lewis’s experience, it’s more like satisfying clients… with light.












Collaborations
Or as Bill defines it, “Lewis tricking other creatives into making him look good.” He’s even put on art shows - shameless.




Design
Some say design is instinct. Our work might convince you it’s extinct.







Writing
It ain’t Hemingway, but it pays the bills. Just kidding, Bill wasn’t paid for any of this.
Scriptwriting
Bill writes scripts and makes fun covers for them. Hollywood hasn’t called yet.
Click a cover to download a script.
DROP A LOSER A LINE
We could really use a win.